Shot Our Bolt

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1618 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [Browne 41] SUTTON UNITED – 0 No, not our left footed ex-midfielder silly. Just another baaad pun on my part. But while we’re on the subject of Mr Bolt, I was pleased to hear of his midweek switch to title chasing Canvey. Feels good to be wearing […]

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Che Goal-vara

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 689 SUTTON UNITED – 0 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 1  [Stadhart 30] A real test awaited the U’s this afternoon with the visit of title chasing Gravesend. Back in October, the lads had given a battling performance before going down 3-1 in Kent. With the team arguably in much better shape […]

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Fast Food Failure

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 453 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Wingfield 16. Gray p38] HENDON – 1  [Butler 85] Having recovered from the serious eye strain picked up at Croydon on Saturday, it was nice to get back to GGL and at least be within 20 miles of the pitch. The U’s had met Hendon twice […]

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Hubble Telescope

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 175 CROYDON – 1  [McDonnell 31] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Akuamouah 30. Fowler 64] Oh yes. The highlight of our season so far. The one we’ve all been waiting for. Away to Croydon. If you’ve ever been to Croydon’s ‘Arena’ ground, you’ll know exactly what I mean when I say it […]

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Double or Nothing

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 531 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 40. Akuamouah p62] HITCHIN TOWN – 4  [Nolan 14.28. Bremmam 34. Drew 85] Back in September, at the 11th attempt, Sutton finally won their first league match of the season at the expense of Hitchin. So with the U’s now unbeaten in the league since […]

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Toilet Vantage Point

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 159 ENFIELD – 2  [Allen 15. Georgiou 45] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 18. Corbett 81] Enfield has never been a great trip for us. Even right back when I started following the U’s and our encounters in the Conference, you could count on one hand the number of times we’ve […]

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We’ve Come A Long Way

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 557 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Wingfield 46. Corbett 84] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1  [Eaton 6] The away game at Basingstoke was defiantely one of the lowest points of the 1st half of the season. A pathetic 3-0 defeat which left us propping up the table. Thankfully, our first win was obtained […]

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Home Game Hangover

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 498 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Timothy 83. Mison 84] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 1  [Saunders 40] Feeling somewhat fragile after the previous evenings brave yet fruitless attempt to sample every single beer on offer at the Battersea Festival, yours truly was a tadge glad that today was a home game. No getting […]

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One Lost Brolly

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 480 BEDFORD TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Corbett 52] Ah, at last. We finally get to visit a town that has more than 1 pub. After the cancelled St Albans fixture, we were all looking longingly towards this match. And more importantly, the several drinking holes we could visit […]

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Not So Rosy For ‘Ricay

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 570 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Wingfield 16. Haworth p41] BILLERICAY TOWN – 2  [Woolsey 11. Opinel 59] After last weeks annihilation of Harrow, this game was always going to be a bit tougher. Billericay were one of the few sides to impress your incredibly cynical author this season. Their brand of […]

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