Six Of The Best

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 262 HARROW BOROUGH – 1  [Valenti 11] SUTTON UNITED – 6  [Akuamouah 9.50.80. Haworth p46. Wingfield 53. Brown 76] Ahhh, at last. Some bloody football. After the once again almost footy-less Xmas period it was nice to get back into the swing of things with some hardcore Ryman action. And what […]

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Tis The Season To Be Jolly

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 216 BOREHAM WOOD – 1  [Dixon 39] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Akuamouah 23. OG 57] Merry Xmas and all that nice seasonal stuff. Sorry it’s a bit late, but some twat decided that a 12pm Kick Off on Boxing Day was a good idea. Result? Match postponed, no match report & […]

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An Early Xmas Present

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 551 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Akuamouah 1. Palmer 47. Haworth 49] BRAINTREE TOWN – 1  [Simpson 88] After our less than impressive opeing day display at Braintree’s place, we were eager for our lads to restore a bit of pride by giving ‘em a fucking good hiding. “Nah, no chance” we […]

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Morroccan & Rolling

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [OG 29] CANVEY ISLAND – 4  [Boylan 71. Vaughan 77.79. Knight 88] Now, when you’ve played as badly as the U’s have in the last couple of weeks and hardly managed an effort on goal, the last thing you need is a visit from the team […]

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Beaver Bar

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 291 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 2  [DeLuca 67.78] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Timothy 68] The U’s continuing association with mediocre football continued unchecked at Hampton’s  Beveree ground on saturday with another very very toothless display. Foolishly, despite the disgrace of a performance at Hendon last week, Bob & I opted […]

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The Traffic Bollard

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 494 SUTTON UNITED – 4  [Arkwright 42. Boothe p55. OG 79. Murray 89] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1  [Parker 49] Oh yes, Colin Wall. What a player. What a muppet… Come on, are Sutton fans the only supporters in the Ryman to have spotted Mr Wall’s ‘talent’?? If you have, you’ll know […]

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Essex. Flippin’ Essex

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 272 PURFLEET – 1  [Etherington 68] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Akuamouah 27] Essex. Flippin’ Essex. Nowadays, it seems like every other week we’re heading round the M25 and through the Dartford Tunnel for a game in Essex. In fact there’s so many bloody teams from the county now in the Ryman […]

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Jumbo Smarties

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 954 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Palmer 65. Haworth 76] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 0 It’s Tuesday night and in a dark alley somewhere in Sutton, two shadowy figures meet. A tall guy in a green top, wearing padded gloves is engaged in a whispered conversation with a shorter gentleman wearing an Amber […]

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