Back To Normal

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 582 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 3  [Booth 4.50. Stadhart 21] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Boothe 15] Ahhh it’s good to be back! Whilst the mighty U’s were thrashing the life out of Jewson Wessex League titans Eastleigh in the cup on Saturday, I was getting very pissed, very cheaply at a […]

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Don’t Get Carried Away Now!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 458 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 16. Akuamouah 78] CROYDON – 0 Now, this is good. But it’s also very irritating. After 6 weeks of the season, we’d managed to amass a grand total of 5 points. With tonight’s game, they’ve now got 6 points in 4 days. Bastards. When we […]

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Step Back In Amazement!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 352 HITCHIN TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Arkwright 28. Akuamouah 76] Sigh. When are we going to get a win?? How much longer do we have to wait for three sodding points?? It’s depressing, I can tell you……. Hang on a mo. We DID win!!! We actually bloody played […]

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Please Make It Stop

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 279 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 3  [Davis 8. Sills 32. Gorman p90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So where do we go now? Ten games, or a quarter of the season played and we’re still awaiting a win. To make matters even worse, this latest pile of cack means we’re now bottom. And […]

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Nine Down…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 502 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Murray 20] ENFIELD – 1  [Georgiou 55] Aw c’mon now lads, this shit just isn’t funny anymore. I know you’ve got to have a sense of humour to follow a Non-League club, but this is fucking ridiculous. Now 9 games into the season, we’re STILL looking […]

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It’s Essex Time…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 206 GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3  [Abraham 24. Fiddes 29. Cooper 43] SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Haworth 37. Palmer 66. Murray 74] Let me tell you, a trip to Grays is not one of the favoured awaydays of the Sutton faithful. No offence and all that, but as I’ve said before, it’s […]

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Three into Twenty One

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 553 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Boothe p57] ST ALBANS CITY – 1  [Nabil 7] And so it continues. Sutton’s incredibly crap start to the season is now firmly on track. Seven games played, no wins. Only 3 points won out of an available 21. Bag of shite. The terrible record could […]

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More Harrowing Stuff

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Mison 22] HARROW BOROUGH – 1  [Hurlock p29] The U’s painful start to the season continued at GGL last night, with Harrow being the latest side to take at least a point from Sutton by employing the cunning tactic of just simply turning up. Those devious […]

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Could Be Worse…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 627 BILLERICAY TOWN – 2  [Opara 44. Moore 76] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Haworth 89] Engaged in a pre-season conversation with a supporter of another fine Ryman Premier division team, I was asked the obvious question “How d’you reckon the U’s will do this year?”. “Well” I answered honestly “after last […]

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Learning Portugese…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 532 SUTTON UNITED – 0 CHESHAM UNITED – 1  [Andrews 48] Well this is getting really boring. Boring writing the same stuff week in week out after another poor performance from a Sutton side we honestly expect just a little bit better from. To be perfectly honest, I’m running out of […]

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