Scrap Iron

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 252 BRAINTREE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Fowler 68] This weeks report is a first here on Gandermonium. No I won’t be leaving out swearing, or tales of mindless drinking. Nope. Much more earth shattering than that. Your author is sad to report that this will be his […]

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Thou Shalt Not Pass!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 491 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bailey 80. Fowler 85] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1  [Paul 21] Following our scraped win over struggling Boreham Wood on Saturday, another side hanging around the lower reaches rolled into town last night and once again, the U’s won through, but once more the manner of the […]

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Leaving It Late…Again

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 506 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Palmer 25. Bolt 33. Bailey 88] BOREHAM WOOD – 2  [Forrester 9.48] Following on from Tuesdays….*ahem*…….interesting events up in Buckinghamshire, we returned to boring old league action with the visit of Boreham Wood. With all the dodgy weather recently, this one was touch and go, but […]

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Budgie Bashing

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 487 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Bolt 21.42. Honey 84] HITCHIN TOWN – 1  [Drew 7] The U’s performance at Hitchin about a month ago was a big disappointment, as it could be described as our first truly arse 90 minutes of what has so far been an encouraging season. Of course, […]

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A Rarity!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 101 ENFIELD – 1  [Armstrong 25] SUTTON UNITED – 4  [Gonsalves 23. Corbett 45. Bolt p60. Watson 77] The U’s bounced back from their disappointing home defeat to St Albans with a 4-1 away win at Enfield. An unusual event in itself as we rarely get sod all against our old […]

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Remember Remember, The 5th of November

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 412 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Gonsalves 38. OG 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 4   [Smith 9.12.46.  Challinor 90] Missing saturdays Trophy win (why do this lot ALWAYS win when I’m not around? Bastards!) whilst I was doing a rather iffy impression of a tour guide in London coupled with the […]

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Long Slippery Slope?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 367 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1   [McCallister 70] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Until 2 seasons ago, the U’s had a enviable record at Basingstoke. Never having lost at the Camrose. But it all changed on our return to the Ryman. A dreadfully dull encounter which saw the home side nick the […]

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Un-Don(e)

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 437 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 8. Bolt 32] HENDON – 3  [Forbes 22. Towler 45. Ofori 90] After the rather lacklustre performance at Hitchin on Saturday, another challenge arose with the visit of high flying Hendon to GGL. Now, before I go into the events of this evenings game, […]

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Bloody Budgies

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 445 HITCHIN TOWN – 2   [Fontenelle 36. Ayres 48] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah, Hitchin. The place where our season began last year. With our first win some 12 games in, towards the end of September. Thankfully, this season has started a tad more pleasingly with the U’s suffering only […]

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Last Gasp

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 394 HAYES – 2  [Warner 9. Hodges 24] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bailey 68. Folwer 90] Following on from tuesday’s FA Cup exit, todays trip to in form Hayes would be a toughie. Unbeaten in their last 5 matches, including a 3-0 thumping of early title challengers, St Albans told us […]

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