RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 204 CROYDON – 2 [McFarland 20. Carthy 72] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 78] End of the line. All out. Well, maybe just you two. Yeah, you in the dugout. Before we start, I’d like to apologise for any inaccuracies with regards to the actual match events in this report. This […]
Tag: Season 2000/01
A ‘Fleeting Glance Downwards
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 189 PURFLEET – 2 [McFarland 20. Carthy 72] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 78] Match Reporter: Bob Yes you’ve guessed it, another game and another defeat and there is no nice way to say this but we were shite. With only 5 points won out of a possible 39 this year […]
Er, John??
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 390 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 31. Boothe 58] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3 [Douglas 40. McCloud 55. Abraham 76] Uh oh. We might be in trouble here. Big trouble. The U’s fell to their latest defeat last night at home to a limited Grays side themselves battling to stay up. To […]
Another Harrow-ing Experience
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 180 HARROW BOROUGH – 2 [Flukey 31. Valenti 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 42] Bollocks, crap, shite, wank, pants, toilet, cack. All words that could (and knowing me, probably will be…..) used to describe yet another miserable result in a season of generally miserable results for the U’s. I had […]
Well, Wasn’t That Exciting?
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 526 SLOUGH TOWN – 4 [Marshall 21.37. Cross 22. Hall 85] SUTTON UNITED– 4 [Ekoku 12. Bolt p54. Whitmarsh 58.83] After returning to our less than impressive form on Tuesday and giving Enfield a bloody 3 goal start, we headed to Slough looking to try and lift ourselves again and setup […]
Normal Service Resumed
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 446 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 50. Ekoku 60] ENFIELD – 3 Allen (18)(28) Chandler (30) Well that’s just sodding marvellous. I faithfully stand and watch about 3 months of complete bollocks, then pop off to my beloved’s for a SINGLE weekend to celebrate her birthday and what do […]
There’s Only One Gus Hurdle!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 509 SUTTON UNITED – 7 [Boothe 23. Whitmarsh 25. Haworth 35.75. Bolt 60.66.86] DULWICH – 1 [Sears 31] Match Reporter: Chalmers I left Bob & Chalmers to scrap it out amongst themselves for the ‘honour’ of doing this one as I was away in not-so-sunny Cleethorpes for the missus birthday […]
Where Is Everybody?
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 387 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bolt 64. p69] CHESHAM UNITED – 3 [Renner 47. Browne 67. Statham p86] And so our miserable run continues. And another home defeat. Although it has to be said, at least we gave it a bloody go in this one. I have to say, we weren’t […]
Wake Me Up When We Win One…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 520 HITCHIN TOWN – 3 [Nolan 50.86. Parker 78] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Remember what I wrote after Tuesdays game?? Where I requested that our currently under-performing heroes start actually playing for the full 90 minutes and not 45?? Well, it looks like they weren’t paying the slightest bit of attention. […]
When Does Next Season Start??
SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 180 WHYTELEAFE – 2 [Unknown 55.78] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Before I get to the report, I’d just like to point out to certain people that it’s getting really fucking tedious writing about the same shit game after game. When are you tossers going to give me something […]