RYMAN FULL MEMBERS CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 194 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bolt 50.70] CROYDON – 2 [Unknown 35. Garland 72] After Extra-Time. Sutton win 4-3 on penalties. Oh bugger it. I had to open my big gob didn’t I? I comment on never having reported on a penalty shoot out for the site. Obligingly, […]
Tag: Season 2000/01
FTFC? No comment!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 644 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 52] FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 0 Report by Chalmers Home games are not the easiest to write about for this site. For away games you don’t just find out about what happened in the game (Do they? First I’ve bloody heard of it! – Taz), you […]
Absolutely Bloody Terra-ble
FA TROPHY 1st ROUND Att: 704 WEYMOUTH – 2 [Unknown 30.44] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 70] Another trip to the seaside for us pissheads to enjoy. Whoopee! Weymouth, the scene of the infamous trolley/cone/ local plod encounter 2 years ago. Oh and beer. Lots and lots of beer. Like last time we decided to […]
Trams Derailed
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 584 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 6. Bolt p43] CROYDON – 1 [McDonnel 67] Last time we met Croydon was last season in the Surrey Senior Cup at their place. With the U’s at probably their lowest ebb, the ‘Trams’ recorded a 2-0 win on their way to the final. Then […]
What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?
FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 892 BATH CITY – 3 [Bloke 3.) Holloway 47. Geezer 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, after disposing of the mighty Littlehampton in the previous round we were ever so slightly ‘chuffed’ to get DML premier side Bath City in the next round. That’ll be us out then. And […]
Sutton In Performance Enhancing Drugs Shocker
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 566 BILLERICAY TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Boothe 7. Thompson 17.51. Harlow 26. Bolt 86] Yep, drugs. That’s got to be it! It’s the only reasonable explanation for the storming performance that brought about Billericay’s first home defeat of the season. A performance so removed from the […]
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Much Piddling In The Marsh
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 420 DULWICH HAMLET – 2 [Perkins 53.90] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Panter 75] Match Reporter: Bob Change of reporter this week!! (What? Again??) With me visiting the missus at Uni in Stoke and Chalmers stuck at work with the early kick off stopping him attending, match report duties were handed over […]
Sutton Shine By The Sea
FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 396 LITTLEHAMPTON TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Forrester 46. Thompson 47.89. Bolt 70. Sears 83] Uh oh, it’s one of those cup game things against a side from a much lower division. This could end in tears. With the Corinthian Casuals debacle still fresh in […]
This Is Getting Silly
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 452 ST ALBANS CITY – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Thompson 90] Zzzzzzzzz, eh whassat?? Mmmm, sorry, must have dropped off there for a bit. I was just thinking back to yesterdays game and kind of nodded off. Strange that, can’t think why. Yes sports fans, the U’s doled […]
Ooooh Look. A draw.
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 468 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hodson 88] SLOUGH TOWN – 1 [Deaner 30] Yeah, our not-so-conquering heroes did it again. Another point gained when it really should have been 3. Thankfully though this performance was a big improvement on the miserable shite dished up against Hampton, Casuals Gravesend (do I need […]