Have We Started Yet?

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 474 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 So, are we having fun yet? Are we bollocks. Tonight we receive the visit of the only side in the Nationwide South yet to get a point on the board. Eastbourne Borough. But don’t you worry retired seaside people, the way we’re playing […]

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How Times Change!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 433 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1    [Whiddett 44.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 It seems so long ago that we were last here at the Camrose, handing out that last day rogering to finish runners up. All the way down in the car it was being referred to as ‘last year’, yet it […]

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Who Said Magpies Were Unlucky?

MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [O’Connor 19.p89.]  SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Corbett 53. Honey 69.] CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 301 With the disappointing second half on Saturday condemning us to an opening day defeat, the crew headed out to Maidenhead hoping for better things at this first midweeker of the new season. Besides, like someone who knows […]

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Saints & Sinners

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 575 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Fear 85.] ST ALBANS CITY – 2    [Clarke 52.78.] What? It’s here already?? Oh bugger, it can’t be! We’re not ready yet! Tell them to come back next week. What? We can’t? Oh arse. S’pose we’d better get it over with then…. It’s been a […]

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Hot Hot Hot!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A LEATHERHEAD  – 1   [Tavares 73.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Vansittart 10. Martin 55.] We played Leatherhead at a similar point last summer and it was hot. Fucking hot. This year? Hot. Fucking hot. For a friendly, the assembled crew is disgracefully large! With myself, Greek, Windy, Belly, Chalmers […]

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Let’s Play ‘Who The Fuck Is That?’ Again!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A DULWICH HAMLET  – 1 [Coleman 90.] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Gray 17.] After the trip to Bansted, our pre-season took a turn for the worse with the cancellation of the game at Staines, then with the apparent ‘double booking’ of the Tuesday game here at Dulwich. One question. How […]

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Let’s Play ‘Who The Fuck Is That?’…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A BANSTEAD ATHLETIC – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 4    [OG 13. Gray p59. Kennedy 75. Vansittart p78. ] This was a game that as soon as we arrived, we just KNEW was going to be one of those poxy games played on a pitch that the likes of Chalmers & […]

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On The Subject Of A ‘New Defence’…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY | Att: N/A HORLEY TOWN – 0    |   SUTTON UNITED – 3    [Gauci 29. Gray p75. Watkins 90.] Lets face it. It’s been a shit summer. After the highs at the end of last season, we’ve had to put up with the loss of 3 important members of an excellent squad […]

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