Game dull. Dundo smash!

Hello readers! Me again. As it was Dukey’s birthday, I offered to cover reporting duties for this week so he could enjoy the festivities without having to worry about providing entertaining content for you. That and I didn’t want him leaving out anything juicy from the drunken stupidity that would no doubt ensue. As you […]

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Terminating the Turtles in the Terminus

One day, Maybe one day. We here at Gandermonium and in The Firm will get someone to video tape a whole day’s exploits on one of our booze cruises. Not just so we can pawn our wares out of a carrier bag or the back of a Ford Cortina like the dodgy diamond geezers were are. Or […]

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Ferry Nice!

Eh? Whassat? We’re playing games again? Godammit! Just as we’re getting used to doing other stuff with our unexpected time off recently, we’re now having to put all those interesting grown up things to one side again until May and go back to watching Non-League football and getting boozed.  Oh if we really must…. Yes […]

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I’ll Never Forget Whats’ername

Can’t believe it, we actually have a game!  I like most people thought that once again thanks to the weather we would not be seeing the boys at home again until March. But lo and behold we’ve managed to appease the weather gods for at least five minutes and get some respite. So with the posh […]

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#JusticeForBrian

Who would’ve thought that coming into February that we would only manage to play two games since the end of last year. Well that fellas is a “statement of fact” and for a match that was supposed to be played back a mere seventeen weeks (four months like) ago, our trip tonight is going to be on the south coast […]

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Can you Streak at a Youth Game?

Ah a nice cup of tea……. Just the answer as I shuffle around in my command centre. The problem/benefit to the drinking the Firm partakes in, is that for me I don’t get hangovers (much to the disgust of someone!). That is not to say that I don’t fell the effects of a couple of sherries, a case […]

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Seventeen Hours

Let me borrow just seventeen hours of your time. That is because for seventeen hours yesterday I was out and about disgracing myself on our little trip to Chelmsford. I will have to say that when the fixtures came out in the summer one of ties you don’t really look for is our trips to Essex […]

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Siam: There’s more to it than just ladyboys!

He drinks a Whiskey drink, He drinks a Vodka drink, He drinks a Lager drink, He drinks a Cider drink. After only two days since our win against the Ding, we are once again back in action at the place where I, the Duke, nearly lost his phone a mere thirteen months back. Unlike most of you […]

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Parental advisory required: This post lacks alcohol….

Good evening religious readers of Gandermonium. For those hardcore readers, you will have no doubt noticed that our Editor in Chief gave you a fine write up of the thrashing of Carshalton some ten years ago. The thrashing even spawned a t-shirt! It’s not often that will happen in history I can tell you. So […]

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All in a Days Drinking

Well here we are a couple of days before the birth of Christ and we are due to head into the wilderness that is known as North Kent to play the failed experiment of MyFootballClub that is Gravesend & Northfleet Ebbsfleet. The text had gone round from our illustrious Editor-in-Chief that the plan of action […]

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