The Resurrection of Juan. After a bit of a break from doing the write ups for various reasons on Gandermonium, for two reasons mainly. The shackles of love holding me down, and the lack of permission slips from she who must be obeyed! That’s right I’m back for more…more pain, pleasure, football, and shit! So […]
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Welcome to the Thameslink Classico
What a debut match to be selected for/lumped with for a first Gandermonium match report. Borehamwood away on a misty Monday night. Nothing less than the El Thameslink Classico itself! It’s an easy hop up from St Pancras where I work to the suburban Goonerville of Wood and Elstree. Out of the station and things […]
Tony Daley’s Gay?
Well, what a shit week that was eh? A rather lame exit from the County Cup, the loss of a well liked member of staff thanks to off the field events caused by utter weapons and then very recent ex-U Michael Boateng being nicked and subsequently charged as part of the match fixing enquiry launched […]
You Sir are a Failed Fox Murderer
The longest distance to travel to a game this season and everyone is in the Duke’s love mobile. What could possibly go wrong? Well lets start from the beginning, so somehow by the grace of God I’m managed to get the day off for this trip so I could still keep my hopes up for another […]
A Whole Year of Talking Bollocks!
Fuck Really? And to the tune of Pet Shop Boys 1992 hit “Go West” One year, we’re having a fit. One year, we’re still talking shit. One year, and you’ll find us near. One year, on the fuckin’ beer! Well who would’ve thought, one year ago to the day that Gandermonium was resurrected in its current form and begun […]
No Tresspassing!
I sense a pattern forming here. Last day of last season and I get lumbered with doing the report away to Bath as our regulars Dukey & Juan were all ‘worn out’ from a 9 game run in April. Tonight, we’re again away to Bath and with Dukey driving (and thus being utterly sober) and […]
Juan-Juan. And where’s Juan?
This is the 0919 service from Epsom. Calling at Cheam, Sutton………. Duke’s mind begins to wander away, not taking any notice of his surroundings, trying to think how after all these years he can still consume masses of alcohol with the other members of the Firm. And with Juan once again not getting permission from […]
Love Thy Neighbour. But not those c**ts!
That title was suggested to me by my new neighbour, and don’t you worry kind sir I will be around to get a cup of sugar just as soon as you move in. Well that’s another week closer to the end of the season and what has happened? Nothing! Absolute bupkis! Totally forgettable! There was […]
There’s a hole in my back, dear Liza, dear Liza,
Now tell me, is it wrong to dream of Bacon Noodles? Or is it wrong to stumble around Brighton at night with a skull face mask on? How about being photographed hanging outside an adult ‘Boutique’ emporium? Well that was all last week, this week is all about Langney Sports Eastbourne Borough! So where do we start […]
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The Petersfield Chip Shop Disaster
“In all my 73 years, I’ve never been refused entry into a pub!” These were the words uttered by Indiana Jones’ father (aka Sean Connery’s stunt double) late on Saturday evening. And what a day that turned out to be, so why don’t we get started and begin were all our good tales usually kick […]