“It’s only a game!” Come on, if you’re a football fan of any standing you must have heard this phrase uttered at least once. Usually by a non-fan in response to you moaning about how shit your team were at the weekend. Or how being 12 points adrift of safety is leaving you clinically depressed. […]
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Game dull. Dundo smash!
Hello readers! Me again. As it was Dukey’s birthday, I offered to cover reporting duties for this week so he could enjoy the festivities without having to worry about providing entertaining content for you. That and I didn’t want him leaving out anything juicy from the drunken stupidity that would no doubt ensue. As you […]
Grobar
When you decide to go to a new place abroad, you usually do some sort of research. Is it a shithole? What are the bars & restaurants like? How much is a pint etc etc. And we here at Gandermonium are no different (come on, bar research is VERY important!), so when Juan suggested we […]
Ferry Nice!
Eh? Whassat? We’re playing games again? Godammit! Just as we’re getting used to doing other stuff with our unexpected time off recently, we’re now having to put all those interesting grown up things to one side again until May and go back to watching Non-League football and getting boozed. Oh if we really must…. Yes […]
One Robbie Pe-thick – One from the Archives
With the now customary shit wet winter weather once more cleaving it’s way through the non-league programme, it means another journey back in time for us here at Gandermonium and an archive report to help fill the gap. Still, it’s not all bad after Totts bit on the Ressies and 3G from yesterday. So we […]
Magpie Malarkey – One from the Archives
Rain, blah blah, match postponed, blah blah, wish we’d played more games SeptemberOctober time blah blah, 3G pitches aren’t the future yadda yadda, fixture pile ups bollocks bollocks. Yes ladies & gents, it’s winter time here in the United Kingdom and everywhere people in the world of Non-League football are looking to the sky and […]
Morecambe, but definitely not Wise… – One from the Archives
Another postponement, another dull old archive report. This weather is a bit of a pisser really. I think we’ll need to have a word with the league about this 3G pitch stuff, as if we’re going to get 3-4 weeks off every winter because of our new found monsoon season we seem to be getting […]
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Up Phonpei
As football fans, most of us have one thing in common. We’d quite like to have been good enough to have had a real go ourselves. And I’m not talking sunday morning stuff, as even ‘tards like me can turn up and run around (ok, jog a bit) hungover on some crappy park. No I mean proper […]
The Referee’s a Wan… – One From the Archives
Happy Coventry Day one and all! Unless of course you hail from the aforementioned City in the Midlands. In which case, you’ll probably be having a bit of a sad frowny face on, especially if you’ve stumbled across our twitter account today. Now, we didn’t do an archive report at the weekend for several reasons […]
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Saints Alive! – One from the Archives
Now, normally when we get a game called off, I’ll pop down into the basement here at HQ and have a sift through some of our old records from the previous incarnation of Gandermonium to bung on here as filler. Well, this time the game called off was on New Year’s Day, you know, the […]